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The other day I saw a short heavyset guy and a short heavyset girl at 49th and Broadway, and this made me think about assortative mating. Assortative mating is a complicated name for the simple concept that couples have more traits in common than likely in random mating. In other words, like pairs up with like. This is a natural preference that we human beings have, and one needs to be aware of it to succeed in online milf hookup. You will be most likely to get responses to your emails, and second dates from your first dates, if you focus on members of the opposite sex who are like you. The most important traits are social status, looks, height, body type, age, ethnicity, baggage, and religion. Match up on these characteristics and you will find good dates. Let’s examine each more closely:

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Social status: this includes income, education, and your family background. Some of this information can be pretty hard to figure out based on the checkboxes at upmilf uphookup.net. A Bachelor’s degree from the College of Staten Island isn’t in any way comparable to a Bachelor’s degree from Yale, yet they are both identified with the same checkbox. And regarding income, most milf don’t list their income. Nevertheless, this is an essentially important component of milf hookup success.

Looks: if you’re ugly don’t expect to hook up with someone super hot looking. Of course, the photos are so bad it’s often hard to tell what people really look like until you meet them. When you meet in person, you may be horrified, or you may be pleasantly surprised.

Body type: you’re best sticking to the same body type as you, even though the desirability of body types differ depending upon your sex. But one interesting point is that many assume that a slender body type is most desirable for milf, when actually men like any body type as long as it’s not something like “a few extra pounds” or “large frame.”

Age: men would like to go out with milf who are ten years younger, but it’s not going to happen. On the other hand, milf who are older than me keep sending me emails, and this doesn’t work either. If you’re a man, you should know that milf prefer men who are exactly two years older than them. And if you’re a woman, you should know that men don’t care how much younger you are, but you are wasting your time sending emails to younger men.

Religion: milf hookup - tend to be somewhat more religious than men, so if you’re a man and an atheist, you need to also match with milf who profess a religion but don’t really practice it. (Once I went to an atheist rally and there were ten men there for every woman, and the milf weren’t very attractive.) If you want to be successful with milf, whether you meet them at an online milf hookup service or at a bar (where you can definitely meet better quality milf hookup, but more on that in some other post), you need good hair. With this in mind, I went into what looked like the most expensive hair salon in Hell's Kitchen and made an appointment to get my hair cut.

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The hair stylist assigned to me was this tall blonde woman, about forty or so (I sure hope she's not reading this if it turns out that I guessed her age too high!), but with great looking blonde hair and a fantastic "athletic and toned" body. Too bad all the milf on upmilf uphookup.net who claim to have "athletic and toned" bodies don't look that good. Although she was nice enough, I felt just the faintest hint of a condescending attitude. "You have a lot of nerve walking into the trendiest hair salon in Hell's Kitchn with your dorky computer programmer hair when I ought to be cutting the hair of cool people like Broadway actors and actresses." So how much do you tip when the haircut costs $45? I figured that 20% would be a good tip, but that came out to $9, and it seemed petty to not give her a $10 bill, so she wound up with a 22% tip. After another $2 tip for the hair washer and $2 tax, the haircut came out costing $59. And for all that money spent, I still have dorky computer programmer hair. She told me I had nice hair. Every hair stylist I've ever used has has told me that. I think they just say that to get bigger tips. I've been seeing posters for this movie all over Manhattan. There was a even an ad for it on my Tivo. It must be a really good movie if the studio is spending so much to advertise it. The movie is, surprisingly enough, about a 40-year-old guy who's a virgin. When his friends from work discover his horrible secret, they endeavor to help him lose his virginity. In real life, a 40-year-old virgin would have to settle for a hooker or a plump not terribly attractive woman. But in the movie his love interest is actress Catherine Keener (who is actually 45 years old in real life but somehow looks better than most real life 40-year-olds). Nevertheless, this is obviously intended as a "date move." If it were a guy movie, he would have hooked up with a super-hot twenty-something woman.

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The male or female ratio of online milf hookup One of the facts of online milf hookup is that there are more men than milf online. For example, upmilf uphookup.net recently told ABC News that 59% of their subscribers are men and 41% are milf. You can confirm the ratio yourself by doing searches for profiles. The high male/female ratio of online milf hookup is not the fault of the online milf hookup services, but it reflects the unfortunate realities of the real world. Over a decade ago I recall reading a New York Times article that stated that there were approximately 6 single men in their twenties for every five single milf. How is this possible? Aren't there an approximately equal number of boy and girl babies born each year? The biggest contributor to the skewed ratio is serial polygamy. A man in his twenties marries a woman in her twenties, then in his thirties he divorces her and marries another woman in her twenties, then in his forties he marries another milf in her twenties. This happens. I have a friend who's in his fifties and his current wife is in her twenties. There is also parallel polygamy. My sister, when she was in her twenties, knew a guy who had two girlfriends at the same time (neither, of course, knew of the other one's existence). And at the same time he was also hitting on my sister, trying to bring his harem up to three! What's going on in the real world is reflected in the virtual world of online milf hookup. In fact, it's skewed worse than in the real world, because online milf hookup sites attract a much greater percentage of people who have trouble finding dates. So not only will there be more men, there will be more undesirable (for whatever reasons) members of both sexes.

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